Jokes On Ground Aren’t Enough
Back in the day, Inzmam-Ul-Haq getting runout was a joke that everybody was familiar with. But wait, that isn’t the only one you should know and laugh about. Let’s take a look at them in various languages.
Cricket Jokes In Hindi
- Asli dukh kya hota hai koi kisi CSK ke bowler se pucho, agar wo wicket leta hain to bhi commentator uska shrey Dhoni ko de deta hain. “Dhoni ki strategy kaam aai. Isiliye to ham kehte hain ki Maahi ke karan hi wicket nikalte hain.”
- Ek baar BCCI se ek cricket fan ne nivedan kiya ki wo koshish karein ki matches Rajasthan main karaye. Pucho kyun? Kyunki wahan baarish to dur hawa bhi nahi chalti.
- Ek baar ek patni ne apne pati ko dhamki dete huye kahan ki kyunki wo cricket match jyada dekhte hain isiliye wah ghar chodh kar jaa rahi hain hain, iss par pati ne kahan ki “pahli baar pairo ka sahi istemaal karte huye aaj yahan par”.
- Ek baar Pakistan ke ek Khiladi bola ki hamari team se baki sari teams darti hain. Iss par kisi na kahan ki darengi nahi to kya karengi, tum ball ki jagah aur hi fek do kya pata.
- Waise pitch ke halat par toss ke baad ka decision apni jagah hain par aaj bhi jab kisi gali ya muhelle main koi toss jitta hain to wo kabhi bhi batting nahi chodta hain.
- Virat kohli jiss tarah se RCB ke liye batting karta hain uss hisab se yahi lag raha hain ye Vijay Mallya ka sara loan apne hathon se hi chukana chahta hain.
Cricket Jokes In English
- Why didn’t players of a team listen to their captain? Because he was fielding at the silly point.
- Why do those who aren’t great fielders don’t fall sick? Because they never catch anything.
- Why do some cricket grounds feel cooler than others? Because they have better quality ‘fans’.
- When a guy’s wife said that she would leave him if he didn’t deal with his cricket addiction. He then made a timeout sign. Last I heard he was living on the streets.
- Why are most batsmen so good at ironing clothes? Because they have been spotting the crease all their life.
- What is a bird that all cricketers are afraid of? Duck.
India Pakistan Cricket Jokes
- Just like the Sun cannot rise from the west, similarly Pakistan cannot defeat India in ICC cricket world cup.
- Just in that the English instructor who was supposed to teach Pakistani cricketers had to be hospitalized. Apparently, she fainted after hearing Umar Akmal’s English.
- Once a Pakistani cricketer asked his captain regarding how to prepare against Rohit making a double century. The captain replied that since we are batting first, we will all get all-out on 190.
So, these were the various types of jokes as per languages to make you smile, giggle or laugh. Do let us know if you think we should add a joke that you know about in the comments section. And last but not the least, those who share and create such jokes should be appreciated.